The Hitachiin Twins
The Ouran Host Club's Hitachiin Twins Kaoru and Hikaru, who seem to take pleasure in making Tamaki Suoh jealous over Haruhi Fujioka, have some entertaining quotes between the two of them. Here are the most memorable ones:
To some Host Club clients:
Hikaru and Kaoru: "Let's all play the 'Which one is Hikaru?' game! ...So... can you tell which one of us is Hikaru? ...Many ladies have tried to tell us apart but so far none have succeeded!"
To Haruhi Fujioka after Haruhi commented about not understanding why Kaoru and Hikaru are so popular:
Kaoru: "Apparently you don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins as members of the Host Club."
Hikaru: "Listen up. Having a couple of good-looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps that the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship."
Kaoru: "And in our case because we're twins our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing."
Hikaru: "And besides, who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?"
Kaoru: "It's a young woman's romantic fantasy."
Kaoru: "We were always contradicting ourselves. We wanted to be told apart - We didn't want to be told apart. We wanted people to know us - We didn't want them to know. We were always looking for someone who would finally accept us. But there was no way that would ever happen, not as twisted as we were. We were so afraid of someone breaking through our barrier and hurting us, we kept a strong lock on our hearts to protect ourselves."
While fighting with each other for the first time:
Hikaru: "Cut it out already! You're the one who's always crawling into my bed - talk about annoying!"
Kaoru: "I only do that 'cause you look lonely! I wouldn't choose to sleep in your bed, you idiot!"
Hikaru: "Who are you calling an idiot? You're the one who sucks at Math!"
Kaoru: "Oh yeah? Well, you're failing your Foreign Language class, you big dummy!"
Hikaru: "Mmgh, the way you grind your teeth is deafening!"
Kaoru: "At least I don't toss and turn so much that I fall out of bed!"
Hikaru: "Sex pixie!"
Hikaru and Kaoru: "Your momma wears too much makeup! That's it! We're over!"
Near the conclusion of the same fight:
Hikaru: "Everytime I look in the mirror I see his face. I'm sick and tired of constantly being mistaken for you, Kaoru. The truth is: I hate your guts!"
Kaoru: "You took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, I hate you so much I bought this: Beelzenef the cursed doll!"
After Haruhi proved that she could tell the twins apart no matter how much they tried to confuse her:
Kaoru: "Do you realize what's happened, Hikaru? Until now, there were only two groups of people: Us and everyone else. But for the first time, someone's crossed into our world."
Speaking about their Class Rep who they were trying to scare during their after-dark class activity:
Hikaru and Kaoru: "You mean..."
Hikaru: "Oh crap, he's totally pure!"
Kaoru: "He's got a heart of gold, Hikaru!"
Hikaru and Kaoru: "Our powers are nothing against his wholesomeness!"
Kaoru: "So, does this mean we have to help him now?"
Thinking about his relationship with Hikaru:
Kaoru: "One day Hikaru will realize he wants to take the next step on his own... When that happens, I don't know what I'll do."
To explain why he set Hikaru and Haruhi up on a date:
Kaoru: “I guess you could say Hikaru’s immature. He lets his emotions take over. See, I’m not sure he’s even aware of it, but I can tell that he cares about Haruhi. He just doesn’t know how to react so his emotions run wild. He’s selfish and wants all of her attention. He wants to be acknowledged by her but doesn’t know how to make that happen. If you want true friends, friends who aren’t only your toys, you have to learn to respect them. That’s the only way you can have a meaningful relationship. And I think it’s about time that Hikaru learned that lesson himself.”
To Ritsu Kasanoda who accidentally walked in on Haruhi changing clothes:
Hikaru and Kaoru: "You saw Haruhi's underwear?!"
Kaoru: "So what do we do?"
Hikaru: "There's only one thing to do! We have to induce amnesia!"
While Hikaru, Kaoru, and Haruhi were chasing Éclair Tonnerre's car to the airport to stop Tamaki from leaving:
Kaoru: "Hikaru, don't you think we should slow down? Somebody could get hurt!"
Hikaru: "We're not slowing down 'til we get the boss back."
Kaoru: "But Hikaru..."
Hikaru: "If it wasn't for Tamaki, then the two of us would still only be lost souls. We were able to become friends with Haruhi and the others because the Host Club brought us together. To think that all of it could end so suddenly like this... is something that I can't tolerate!"